The Dugger's are expecting their 18th child.
Damn, that mom is so easy.
Update
There's a naming contest! The name has to begin with a "J" so go vote (though I see my first choice of "Jesuschristladygetyourfuckingtubestied" is unavailable.)
I think the obvious choice is Bill Richardson.
Obama-Richardson would force the Republicans to either restate their hardline position on immigration (Four! More! Walls!) and alienate Hispanics (who Bill could scoop up with a combination of fluent Spanish, common ancestry and extortion) or back off their current hardline posiion and alienate the Republican base (picture, right.)
My other choice (long shot) would be Yngwie Malmsteen. I know it's unlikely (given the Constitutional crisis that would ensue as he's not an American citizen) but it would be totally awesome. Malmsteen is a radical guitarist and the Obama/Malmsteen signs could read (front) Obama/Malmsteen 2008....(small lettering)...wait who?" (back) Yngwie Fucking Malamsteen, that's who!!!!"
Plus he could shred at the convention.
Look how cool Brando was. And look at Bette Davis wearing on her head what appears to be a Hershey's Kiss.
Brando accepting Oscar for On the Waterfront.
I though the beginning was, even for comic-book-movie-standards, ridiculous (he builds an iron man suit in a cave while under surveillance?? They would have seen him!)
But once he busts out of Afghanistan the movie really takes off.
I also didn't remember Gwenyth Paltrow being so hot.
There. I said it.
Possibly the most awesomest Fox News gaffe, ever (via Wonkette)
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Fox News's Lincoln-Douglas Debate graphic.
