07/03/2008

The Hold Steady: Separation Sunday

 Bob Costas said of Jackie Robinson something to the effect of, "were there better ballplayers? Sure. Were there more important ballplayers? Who?"

Separation SundayThat kind of captures how I feel about Separation Sunday by the Hold Steady. Are there better records out there? I guess. Are there records out there that I enjoy more than Separation Sunday?

I really don't think so.

I guess I heard about original sin,

I heard the dude blamed the chick,

I heard the chick blamed the snake

See? That's just a great fucking line.

She spent six years as a hostage in the Columbian jungle...

So she certainly deserves a pass on this:

Visibly emotional, Betancourt climbed the stairs to greet her family as the door to their plane opened at 08:26. There she tearfully welcomed her children, Melanie and Lorenzo Delloye, her sister Astrid and her former husband Fabrice Delloye.

"I think it was an orgy of kisses,"Betancourt told reporters gathered on the tarmac. "I wanted to feel them, touch them, look at them... They are so beautiful. I think they are beautiful."

But an orgy of kisses? With your kids? Ew.

07/02/2008

My cat Jake is such an asshole

Our friends John and Debra just had a baby (aaw) so we (and by we I mean Liz) bought them baby presents. This morning Liz was wrapping them and preparing the gifts to be sent.

Sound nice, right? Wrong.
 JakeLiz was using ribbon and bows to add some flair that 4-week-old infants really appreciate when Jake (pictured), who can't hear the sound of ribbon without going totally fucking berserk, proceeds to freak the fuck out.

He chased Liz and her package (heh) around the apartment, just dying to sink his teeth into that sweet, sweet ribbon.

Finally, in a move usually reserved for when I unwittingly reveal which of her friends I find the most attractive, she locked herself in the bathroom.

Jake is a dick.

07/01/2008

Obama the arch-conservative

From the big speech yesterday:

That is the liberty we defend – the liberty of each of us to pursue our own dreams. That is the equality we seek – not an equality of results, but the chance of every single one of us to make it if we try.


Isn't the the essence of classical conservatism?

Here's the whole thing:


Stupid sexy activist judges

Matt Y notes here and here the unlikelihood that conservatives will howl over some recent judicial activism.

It got me thinking whether or not I support judicial activism (indeed if I even know what the term means).

Judicial activism is, as I define it, judicial review yielding a law (or an interpretation of a law) that is not expressly articulated in the Constitution.

The Supreme Court is sometimes derided as quasi-philosopher kings who sit in judgment, making decisions based on their unique experiences that are sometimes out-of-step with popular opinion.

At the same time, The Supreme Court is sometimes lauded as quasi-philosopher kings who sit in judgment, making decisions based on their unique experiences that are sometimes out-of-step with popular opinion.

The benefit of judicial activism is that it can sometimes bypass the tyranny of the majority and mandate something that is manifestly "right" (see: Brown v. Board). The drawback is that the court can sometimes do things that are manifestly fucked-up (see: Dred Scott, Plessy v. Ferguson, Bush v. Gore).

I have read (in a number of places) that one of the (many) complaints against Roe v. Wade is that it bypasses legislative/constitutional action and "hides" abortion as a privacy issue. Pro-life advocates maintain (perhaps dishonestly) that they would less-opposed to abortion so long as it was determined on a state-by-state basis.

I disagree with this opinion as I think it would unfairly penalize poor women who want abortions in, say, Alabama.

So I advocate judicial activism!

But wait, I disagree with the activism demonstrated in the DC handgun ban. In that instance a community, through legislation, decided the best way to govern itself on a particular issue.

The Supreme Court thought otherwise.

So I'm opposed to judicial activism!

So that's where I stand on the issue: I have no idea.

Last Sunday on Charlie Rose, Justice Scalia said that the death penalty was clearly not a violation of the 8th Amendment because when the Constitution was drafted, the death penalty wasn't cruel and unusual.

He stated that if through legislative action, the death penalty was outlawed then so be it, but until that time the DP complies with Constitutional law.

I think Scalia is hiding behind his rigid interpretation of judicial review.

The rapid evolution of crime-scene evaluation (DNA testing) demands a moratorium be placed on the death penalty; many (most? all?) politicians lack the courage to advance this moratorium.

The lifetime appointees on the court are not subject to political winds and should institute such a moratorium.

But that's just one case that I favor activism, I'll disagree with the next one.

A poor justice would I make...

06/30/2008

Everybody get outraged!

This is what Wesley Clark said on Face the Nation

Clark, "I certainly honor his service as a prisoner of war…But he hasn’t held executive responsibility. That large squadron in the Navy that he commanded—that wasn’t a wartime squadron. He hasn’t been there and ordered the bombs to fall.

Bob Schieffer “Barack Obama has not had any of those experiences, either, nor has he ridden in a fighter plane and gotten shot down"

Clark, "Well, I don’t think riding in a fighter plane and getting shot down is a qualification to be president."

D'oh!

Then everybody got krunked.

I guess what I would ask the recreationally outraged is: Do you think getting shot down in a fighter plane qualifies you to be president? If yes, why?

Because that's all Wes Clark fucking said.

This pretty much nails it:

It’s crucially important that we have a political debate in this country that’s at least sophisticated enough to be able to handle the following rather basic idea: Arguing that a person’s record of military service is not a qualification for the presidency does not constitute “attacking” their military credentials; nor can it be described as invoking their military service against them, or as denying their record of war heroism.

ETD Stays on Message

From July 2004:

If/when Obama runs for president I will definitely vote for him.

I saw Wanted

That the POS story was watchable is a testament to the incredible action sequences and AJ's transcendental hotness/badassness.

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James Mcavoy was also great. Here's where I stand on James Mcavoy: I wouldn't try to kiss him, but if he tried to kiss me, I wouldn't resist.

Handsome_actor_james_mcavoy Just getting that out there

HD Glasses

06/28/2008

I, old guy

Liz and I took Emmett to the park and we all ran around around and got tired, Liz's excuse for being tired is that she's fasting for some reason, Emmett's is that he's hairy and it was really hot; and mine is actually the same as Emmett's.

Here are some pictures:

Emmett1Emmett Studies..

Liz Emmett 2

More can be found here

Then we came home, I gave Emmett a bath and took him for another walk.

Then we took naps and I woke up to the the world's gayest men (our neighbors) playing the word's gayest music (disco-techno-Ibiza-THAT'S-WHAT-I-CALL-DANCE-2008 or something. )

The sound of men actually fucking would be less gay than this music.

I was so upset that I wanted to complain.

So, in summary: I took my dog for a walk, took a nap and spent an hour being angry at dance music.

Apparently I'm 80.