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Hell on Earth...

...Thy name is New Year's Eve at the Times Square Applebees (only $150/person)

h/t to Left for Coy

Mysterious holiday card spotlights Romney's religion

(CNN) – A holiday card that falsely claims to be from "the Romney family" and highlights Mitt Romney's Mormon faith was anonymously sent to Republican mailboxes across South Carolina earlier this week.

I wonder if there was an insert featuring him with a black baby

I second

From Wonkette (and w/r/t Teh Huckabee)

“[Huckabee says] Traditional concept of sexual behavior” is breeding, period. The danger with sex today, people, is that homosexuality is one of many “publicly endorsed and institutionally supported aberrations.” Other publicly endorsed aberrations, according to Huckles, include sadomasochism, pedophilia and necrophilia.

Ok, seriously, what the fuck is wrong with these Christian conservative types? Does anyone else, anywhere, spend this much time thinking about other people having sex that isn’t doing so in order to masturbate, plan their next porno, or write for Fleshbot? Let alone, does anyone spend this much time equating the guy-on-guy anal action with fucking dead people, little kids or animals? Like, how does that even occur to you? Candidates are being assassinated in Pakistan and people are dying in Kenya over rigged elections and thousands of Americans and Iraqis are dead in Iraq because of a war we started for (apparently) no good reason and their feeble little minds are totally filled with thoughts of how God doesn’t want people to to engage in ass fucking because you can’t have babies? Jeebus Motherfucking Christ, I’m ready to start drinking now. Bring on the New Motherfucking Year."

Hard-hitting election coverage from Fox

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I bet Chelsea missed being in the public eye

This guy deserves props

Win One for the Cheater
Why the enraged Patriots will go undefeated.
By Charles P. Pierce

Dated 9/17/07, the day after the Patriots beat the Chargers to go 2-0

Huckabee on MTP

"I've been asked more about my faith than any person running for president - and I'm ok with that"

Mike Huckabee on Meet the Press 12/30/2007

Well, you know what, Mike, when you wave your faith around like a stolen pair of panties, I think that's to be expected.

Later in the broadcast, Russert disputed Huckabee's claim that life begins at concepion, Hucks said that from a scientific perspective, Russert was wrong.

Oh, now you like science, eh Huckleberry?

Song Words

Abby went to a wedding right before she came to visit. She showed us the hand-out they gave everyone in church. Liz studied the program for a second and said,

"um, song words? Hi. Lyrics?"

That was funny.

You know what is't funny? Juno. Don't believe the hype - it's a snarkfest with no heart and I spent the better part of an hour imagining ways to suffocate Ellen Page.

I got these for Liz

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She looks so hot

Congratulations to Bill Kristol

Just hired to to be a New York Times op-ed columnist.

We can now look forward to more analysis like this:

"I think there's been a certain amount of, frankly, Terry, a kind of pop sociology in America, that, you know, somehow the Shia can't get along with the Sunni, or the Shia in Iraq just want to establish some kind of fundamentalist regime. There's almost no evidence of that at all. Iraq has always been very secular."

QL on 20/20

Good way to start the almost New Year.

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Man, we have gotten more fucking mileage out of that poor SC chick...