Embrace the Dull

Jackass

"They're not being nice to the Dalai Lama, who is a friend of mine. And then all of this earthquake and all this happened and I thought, is that karma? When you're not nice, that bad things happen to you?" Stone said on camera.

 - Sharon Stone weighs in on the China earthquake

When reached for comment the Dalai Lama responded "Who? Oh, right, the broad from Basic Instinct."

This coffee, it's so slutty, not like at home....

A Christian group based in San Diego found grounds for outrage over the new retro-style logo for Starbucks Coffee.

The Resistance says the new image “has a naked woman on it with her legs spread like a prostitute,” Mark Dice, founder of the group, said in a news release. “Need I say more? It’s extremely poor taste, and the company might as well call themselves Slutbucks.”

The group, which claims more than 3,000 members nationwide and has found a place on the fringe advancing various conspiracy theories, is calling for a national boycott of the coffee-selling giant.

I have nothing to say

So here is a picture of Emmett.

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Aaaaw.

I'm ok, and you're ok...and you're ok

Emmett, Jake and Holly all just stood in a circle smelling each other's butts. The sight was oddly soothing.

I think the beginning of this was filmed in my old apartment

Being married may prevent you from having a positive dating experience

[eHarmony] claims to be the Internet's number one paid matchmaking service based upon marriages per match. It has rather strict limitations, which Dr. Warren states are solely based on over 35 years of research into successful marriages. Factors "which may limit a user from experiencing eHarmony's matchmaking service to the fullest" include: still being married, seeking a same sex partner, three or more previous failed marriages resulting in divorce, and severe depression

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Music Vest

Feeling much better...

Yesterday one of the receptionists left a large tub of Tootsie Rolls in the pantry with a provocative "Help Yourself!" note.

Heeding her advice, I tucked into them at around 10:30; by 11 I had consumed roughly 60.

I spent the remainder of the day in a deep sugar-induced depression; I eventually gave up and went home and fell asleep in my clothes (seriously).

How I ever drank alchohol is beyond me, I have the tolerance of a 7 year-old

Are we ready for a president who dresses like a lounge singer?

West Virginia might not be ready for a Black President (or black people) but I don't think I'm ready for a president who wears this:

Look at McCain's jacket at the 2:00 mark - is that crushed velvet?

The New Death Cab for Cutie is good

I was short on cash to pay for parking on Wednesday, so I bought the new Death Cab for Cutie record so Amoeba [Records, the store closest to the parking garage] would validate [my parking].

In many ways my expectations were already met (their last record was largely disappointing), so you can imagine my surprise when I discovered that the first three songs kick as much ass as they do.

Seriously, I Will Possess Your Heart, while mawkishly named, is so fucking good. As is No Sunlight .