These are the things I like to write about

Me: read the bio

Liz: She's my wife and a singer and an actress. She is talented and pretty. I write about her a lot (with varying degrees of accuracy).

Liz is a classically-trained opera singer by trade; she exited the craft because, as she says (paraphrasing) "there's no fucking future in opera; all the great music has already been performed by people like Beverly Sills and Renee Flemming. Plus the public thinks that Sarah fucking Brightman is a classical singer - seriously??!! She sings like she's being humped by a greasy, English playwright [a reference to her ex-husband and greasy English playwrite, Andrew Lloyd Webber]."

As such Liz has limited her focus to acting.

Here are a few posts featuring Liz: Liz oversleeps, Names that Liz Calls Me, Liz Meets Lou Reed, Former Congressmen Peter King Tries to Get Into Liz's Pants, Liz Tries to Throw Away Everything We Own, and finally Our Homeric Road Trip to Virginia. Liz links are tagged here, we also have 2 cats, their names are..

Jake and Holly: Not only are they cats, they are also both bastards. Jake is an orange tiger-cat and Holly is black; black like the pitch that fills her tiny heart. Here are some posts about Jake and Holly. Jake Drinks Liz's Water, Christmas Pictures and  Holly Takes over the Apartment. Jake and Holly posts are tagged here. 

You can see all four of us here.

Emmett! Emmett is the newest addition to the family. He's a giant yellow lab with a dinosaur head (his head is seriously massive). We rescued Emmett from the pound about 3 months ago. Jake and Emmett have an icy relationship and I'm pretty sure he (Jake) thinks he's (Emmett's) a rhinoceros. Holly and Emmett are friends. Posts about Emmett are here and here. The five of us are the Fifth Street Legislating Body

Abby (Liz's sister, war hero): Abby is in the Army; in October Abby completed a tour of duty in Iraq (Heh. Duty.) She obviously did a pretty crappy job because they still hate us for our freedom. Hey Abby, sack up and fight them there so we don't have to fight them here. Jerk.  Nevertheless, Abby lives in Texas with her cats Katie and Zippy. A few links relevant to Abby are Here (also featured in the pics is my friend Kurt, he's also to blame for the clusterfuck in Iraq). Posts regarding Abby can be found In this one about a marshmallow peep eating contest and in this one about nothing in particular. Abby has a dog named Marty who is a bastard - he's in the picture on the right with Abby.

Quiet Library: is my sketch comedy group. We formed about 3 years ago with 8 members but due to a variety of reasons (people left, moved, I am, ostensibly, a cock-smoking moron, etc) we are reduced to five. As you can see we have a bunch of videos on You Tube; we also have three treatments in pre-production (as I believe it's called) that will surely garner us tens of hundreds of dollars. We began performing live sketch comedy in places like the Upright Citizen's Brigade Theater and have since moved onto internet foolishnes

QL related links are here, here and, of course, the dead body post.

Quiet Library is represented by CAA

So that's that - Liz, dogs, cats and sketch comedy will be the source of 90% of the posts you read here. The other 10% are sports, music, leftist-nutjob politics and Raymond Carver interpretations.