I'm doing stand-up at Gotham Comedy Club on Tuesday
As part of the New York Underground Comedy Festival.
Want to come? That would be great, thanks.
I have a fart joke. Maybe 2...
09/10/2006
04/16/2006
Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
Good morning, Cupcakes.
In lieu of hollow chocolate bunnies, I bring you live music.
Bloc Party Live, Bloc Party remixes and a picture of a block party
Bob Dylan boots from 1969 and 1970 featuring, among others, Carl Perkins and Johnny Cash.
And finally, my girlfriend (Liz approves) Neko Case
ETD Style Watch
Check out these totally cool denim shorts - Liz and I spotted them yesterday and spent the rest of the day trying to find a pair just like them (for me). No dice. Very disappointing.
Stand-Up
I'm doing stand-up on Monday, Saturday and the Friday after next. Please come to see me. I need the money.
12/05/2005
There is nothing funny about doing stand-up in a place that smells like urine
In the interest of clarity - I want you to know that. I had a show last night in the small room at NY Comedy club (so-called due to it's dimensions, audience-size and performing talent) and it smelled like a catbox. Some guy opened with the following: "have you ever noticed that 'pussy' and 'porn' begin with the same letter?"
Ok, that's not a joke, douche-bag.
Our hero, Abby (Liz's sister) reports from her tour of duty in Iraq that freedom is being tossed around left and right. You can't swing a burkah without smacking into a newly-minted democracy-loving Iraqi. She also reports the following:
"And my mullet, which I prefer to call my Missouri Compromise ... can now be brushed up over my head and it hangs over my face"
and she signs:
"With love,
Ab-a-licious with extra chicken flabby"
I have no idea what any of that means. War is hell.
Go Abby, Go.
Speaking of the military, GI Joe figures are some of the gayest things I've ever seen. Look at these guys:
Bazooka (Missile Specialist), Road Block (Heavy Machine Gunner), Sgt. Slaughter (Drill Instructor), Shipwreck (Sailor) and the winner for gayest action figure: Gung Ho.
Gun Ho, indeed, I wonder what for...?
